November 30, 2023 - December 23, 2023

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the warehouse, a creature was stirring—an elf! A holiday romp for adults.


Written by Anthony Neilson. Directed by Emily Rankin.

It’s Christmas Eve and two men in a warehouse of borderline-legal merchandise discover an intruder in an elf costume. Or is he on a mission from the North Pole, sent to London to spread the truth about Christmas? Things get more complicated when Cherry arrives, demanding some hard-to-get swag—a Power Ranger for her kid. A seriously twisted, blatantly irreverent holiday comedy for the adults in the family. 

RUNTIME: 60 Minutes
INTERMISSION: None

REGULAR PERFORMANCE SCHEDULE

Thursdays, 7:30 pm
Fridays, 7:30 pm
Saturdays, 2 pm, 7: 30 pm, 9:30 pm

SCHEDULE EXCEPTIONS

No Saturday matinee on Dec 2
No 9:30 pm performance on Dec 2
No Sunday matinees

SPECIAL PERFORMANCES

Nov 30 & Dec 1: Pay-What-You-Will Performances
Dec 2: Opening Night Performance
Dec 9: Industry Night

CONTENT DISCLOSURE


Adult Language
Suitable for ages 16+ 

Artistic and Production Team

Andrew Neilson
PlaywrightAndrew NeilsonView Website
DirectorEmily Rankin

Calendar

November 2023

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