Written by Anthony Neilson. Directed by Emily Rankin.

It’s Christmas Eve and two men in a warehouse of borderline-legal merchandise discover an intruder in an elf costume. Or is he on a mission from the North Pole, sent to London to spread the truth about Christmas? Things get more complicated when Cherry arrives, demanding some hard-to-get swag—a Power Ranger for her kid. A seriously twisted, blatantly irreverent holiday comedy for the adults in the family. 

RUNTIME: 60 Minutes
INTERMISSION: None

REGULAR PERFORMANCE SCHEDULE

Thursdays, 7:30 pm
Fridays, 7:30 pm
Saturdays, 2 pm, 7: 30 pm

SCHEDULE EXCEPTIONS

No Saturday matinee on Dec 2
No Sunday matinees

SPECIAL PERFORMANCES

Nov 30 & Dec 1: Pay-What-You-Will Performances
Dec 2: Opening Night Performance
Dec 9: Industry Night

CONTENT DISCLOSURE

Suitable for ages 13+ 
Adult Language and Themes
Artificial Drugs Displayed
Use of Cigarettes (unlit)
Choreographed Violence
Flickering and Flashing Lights

The Night Before Christmas Production Photos

Photos by C. Stanley Photography

David Stallings (Simon), Ali Janes (Elf), and Hamilton Turner (Gary)

Joey Beth Gilbert (Cherry), David Stallings (Simon), Ali Janes (Elf), and Hamilton Turner (Gary)

David Stallings (Simon), Ali Janes (Elf), Hamilton Turner (Gary), Joey Beth Gilbert (Cherry)

David Stallings (Simon), Ali Janes (Elf), Joey Beth Gilbert (Cherry), and Hamilton Turner (Gary)

The Night Before Christmas First Rehearsal

Photos by Antonio Miniño

Lucy Felt, David Stallings, Hamilton Turner, Joey Beth Gilbert, Emily Rankin, and Ali Janes

Emily Rankin

Hamilton Turner and Joey Beth Gilbert

Ali Janes

Joey Beth Gilbert

David Stallings

Ali Janes

Vincent Faust

Joey Beth Gilbert, David Stallings, and Hamilton Turner

Emily Rankin

Ali Janes as Elf

Photos by C Stanley Photography